You can apparently buy Ayahuasca powder on Amazon.com… a one-way ticket to meeting the jaguar gods while puking and shitting yourself, all in the comfort of your own home, is just 1-Click away!
Cancel the $3,000 trip to the Amazon to have your mind yanked out of your head in a vomitous spew of color and fed to an Astral Jaguar by a truck driver claiming to be a “shaman”!! You need only go to that other Amazon to get your ayahuasca fix. Behold:
Yes, that’s 2.2 lbs of “Ayahuasca Powder” on sale for only $31.49… (there’s a stronger extract here for slightly more, too!)
Some reviews are super negative: “Used to make a brew and no effect: if even mild. Wouldn’t waste $ on it even if it seems to be cost effective!” But as others have commented, that may be because nobody bothered to do enough research to find out that you can’t trip on ayahuasca alone. Nope, you’ve got to combine it with a few other things, most specifically an MAO inhibitor (do NOT take this shit if you are on SSRIs!) like Syrian Rue which… hang on… wait… shhhhh… you can buy at this Islamic market.
No, I am not going to tell you how to mix this shit, or what other ingredients you might need. Do some research at Erowid. Nobody should trip without going through the necessary Drug Geeking research. Also, research the laws in your area. Last thing you need is getting busted while you’re higher than Tezcatlipoca. You probably also want to read this article before you go jumping head first.
Thanks to /r/psychonaut for this find!